St Twitters: July 2013

Monday 29 July 2013

The Cultural Ambassador & WhistleBlower

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We are pleased to Welcome

THE NEW

The Cultural Ambassador & Official WhistleBlower @maxwele2

Ambassador = A diplomatic official of the highest rank appointed and accredited as representative in residence by one government or sovereign to another

WhistleBlower = One who reveals wrongdoing within an organization to the public or to those in positions of authority

Politics = "Is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." Groucho Marx

How to Behave in Hospital

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HOW TO BEHAVE IN HOSPITAL

SIster Angela Plumes

Annual Priority Address & Agenda

for

Patients & their Families

No Drinking

No Swearing

And Definitely

No charging mobile phones off plugs in A&E

C/O @Lillithsusili

Wednesday 17 July 2013

St Twitters Pets as Therapy (PATS) Services

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PETS AS THERAPY SERVICES

Coordinated by @Acorns47 - aka Kim Peanuts

We Need Your Pets for Our Patients

Your Pictures Please

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The PATS Team Gears up for Xmas

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SHOCK - HORROR
RSPCA To Investigate Pets As Therapy
As Dog Collapses from "Over-Petting"

C/O @Londonworms
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C/O @Londonworms

Smokey C/O @Pixiegirle

The Chooks C/O @AnnieCoops

Barney C/O @GreyRockNews

Molly & Walnut C/O @Bunzbird

Rufus C/O @Bartontd

C/O @CowBagLil

Tuesday 16 July 2013

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HOSPITAL TRANSPORT

In the light of urgent Austerity Measures required by the St Twitters Efficiency Office... #EffOff has acted on the suggestion of @amnerisuk @dawnmidwife @DtBarron in the introduction of a new streamlined Hospital Staff Shuttle Service and State of the Art Ambulance Fleet.

@Jeremy_Twunt Approves - Good Plan