Halloween at St Twitters

@StTweetersTrust

#StTwitters

Hospital Hauntings

The Ghosts of St Twitters
Inspired by @CronDallElmes 

Matron is concerned by Halloween Fever gripping the Staff and Patients

Taking the Late Night Obs may never be the same !!!

HALLOWEEN @STTWITTERS

#EffOff Can see the benefit of keeping patients out of their "Comfort Zone"

#StTwitters Maintains a Professional front

Matron expects a strict Uniform Code on All Hallows Eve

#EffOff Works closely with the responsible media - Objective Reporting 

Quality British Press - International Reputation 

HALLOWEEN AT @StTweetersTrust

YOUR VERY OWN VIRTUAL HOSPITAL

PICK A ROLE

ALL WELCOME

 #EffOff Acknowledges that the Out Patient Waiting List is a Tad Excessive
Out Patients - A Spiritual Experience

The Hospital Kitchen and Laundry Refurbishments

@StTweetersTrust

#StTwitters

The Hospital Kitchen and Laundry Refurbishments

State of the Art Policies and Upgrades

Nutrition and Hygiene Core to #StTwitters Success

#EffOff Spares no expense on modern equipment

Healthy Eating for Patients and Staff

#StTwitters Promotes Five a Day

Fat, Fries, Fried, Fritters and Fudge

Lets Keep Clean and Fresh at #StTwitters

#EffOff Recruit Patients from the Tweediatric Ward to help with the Hospital Laundry

The Refurbishment of the #StTwitters Old Operating Theatres Block

#StTwitters @StTweetersTrust

#EffOff 

Is delighted to announce the refurbishment of the

OLD Operating Theatre Block

Operating Theatre Matron - Sister Kim @acorns47

Takes a Firm grip of the Theatre Staff

(Got a Twinkle in her eye for Sir Lancelot / but the fear of all Medical & Nursing Students)

THE WELFARE OF OUR PATIENTS IS AT STAKE

Matron and Clinical Commissioning Groups !!!!

#StTwitters @StTweetersTrust

Matron is NOT pleased with new fangled 

Clinical Commissioning Groups

#CCGS #CompletelyCrapGroups #CostCuttingGroups

No Jumped up Little Male Accountant would tell her how to run #StTwitters

Sir Lancelot would hear of this 

 

Buying and Selling "Care" in the NHS @StTweetersTrust - Matron thinks NOT!

THE WELFARE OF OUR PATIENTS IS AT STAKE !

CCGs - A Career for Life!!!

THE NHS - SAFE IN 'WHO's' HANDS?

"No society can legitimately call itself civilized if a sick person is denied medical aid because of lack of means." 

Aneurin Bevan 1952

The New Tweediatric Ward

@StTweetersTrust

Is Delighted to announce the opening of the new

STATE OF THE ART

Children's Tweediatric Ward

@Tweediatrics 

THE WELFARE OF OUR PATIENTS IS AT STAKE

Dinner Time on the Tweediatric Ward

C/O @RMCHosp

VISITING HOURS 13.00 - 14.00 - Alternate Saturdays