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St Twitters – Meet the Staff (and others!)

St Twitters – VIPS & Dignitaries Dame Flora Harridan - doyenne of the local HealthWatch Committee - all tweed, pearls, and a huge rear end/attitude @allyc375 @dame_flora Lord Belton-Braces  - CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD @phillipRAball The Cultural Ambassador & Official WhistleBlower @maxwele2

St Twitters – Management and Administration Old Bolger - Independent Health Consultant @TomBolger The Risk Dept & Complaints @angielegge Information Technology Support @NRCUK The Service Inspector @alans1stwife  Community Liaison @quirkygrump Old Blugger - Records Dept Suzette - Pt Safety Officer Miss Greysuit - Director of Counting Things TomB – Risk Assessor Patrick – Trustee Mr Brain Drain from the CQC The Public Health ‘Bod’ Claire @claire_laurent

St Twitters – Nursing NURSES Senior Matron @anniecoops Matron @crimpolene Junior Matron @pauljebb1   Operating Theatre Matron – Sister Kim @acorns47 SN Bubbles @MisterHreben SR Gladys - Respiratory Medicine – Bellows Ward @cowbaglil  SN Chinn @agencynurse SN Chrissie @Chrissiew4 SN Ginny Henderson @RayFWalker SN Nick C @nrcuk  SN Nelmes @pam007nelms SN Pam007 @pam007nelmseck SN Lovely – Macmillan (? Wife to Dr Love) @shazzahudson SN Gareth – A Welsh Boy @bartontd SEN Cheryl @cherrylwilson2 – Nest Ward SN Typhoid Mary @lillithsusilli SN TwilightShift Windy Miller @Thewindymiller1 The Ageing Bank Nurse (highly experienced & offering coaching to senior staff) @TomBolger #sneakybarstard SN Sally – Ward Nest & ED @nursemaiden HCA Toni Sister MelCardiac – CCU Sister Sheppard – CCU NP Sonic SN Hannah SN Debs SN Dawn SN Bottomch  SN Hannie (ITU) SN Hayley - Patient Risk Safety Lead @hailstones35 (and stroppy Union Rep) St/N Tom @MisterHreben – Sluice Monitor St/N Arnold @NinnjaNurse StN Steven (good looking boy) @nursenearly   St/N McMellon StN LotToLearn The Learning Disability Nurse Sally LD @salsa442 SPECIALIST NURSES Sister Connie Veen @HoJane  S/N Cath Eta @HoJane Consultant Nurse NipnTuck Clinical Nurse Specialist Kaz U. Altee @JoThomas67 S/N Jin - Specialist Neurodegenerative Nurse @Jin_Shei   The Tissue Viability Nurse - SN Eppy Dermus @JoGwilym THE PUBLIC HEALTH SPECIALIST Nurse Linda @lindaSE17 NURSE TEACHERS Educational Lead @mgacsm Firm But Fair – Clinical Nurse Teacher @simonbrowes Clinical Ward Professor @Bakertonurse RESEARCH NURSES (Coordinates) NURSE RESEARCHERS (Do it) – so we are told! SR N Quisitive @LynneStobbart SR Pete @Parafinale #BestResearchNurse SR P. Dant @Bunzbird MENTAL HEALTH NURSES Nurse Ness, Mental Health Liaison Nurse @VanessaLGarrety THE SAFEGUARDING NURSE Nurse Dee Fender @Calibeaz THE TOKEN COMMUNITY NURSE @HeatherHenry4

St Twitters – Midwifery MIDWIVES The Senior Midwife - Sheena @SagefemmeSB

St Twitters – Medical Staff DOCTORS: Sir Lancelot the Surgeon @spratt_lancelot Dr Acula – Haematology @Polsonl374 Mr B.E.N Dover - Colorectal Surgery @cowbaglil  Dr M Hunt - Gynaecologist @samuel_V_Barton  DR Burke (The Pathologist) @DrMeganCrawford Dr Listen Notalot – Liaison Psychiatrist @Skasaven Dr Typhoid Mary  @Lillithsusili SHO Idgie @DrIdgie1 SHO Dr Love Dr Nick in A&E Dr Rjan – Paediatrics DR De’ath PaedsSHO GP Pete The Resident Shrink

St Twitters – AHPs, Therapists and Scientists Psychotherapy and Existentialist Philosopher & Biscuit Procurement Officer (PBO) @alfesfordbear The Physio Tracy the Counsellor Pharmacists  & Pharmacy Technicians Cathy @cleverestcookie Mrs B @clareylang Ziggy Jones - Music Therapist & Fundraiser @lillithsusilli Pathology & the Health Boffins: Claire @clur_roberts   Pets as Therapy “Peanuts” Coordinator @acorns47 Cathy O'Lay (Health Visitor) - Infant Feeding Advisor reporting for duty @AnnetteHolliday Occupational Therapists The Resident Basket Weaver @Cariad_Mawr

St Twitters – Estate and Hotel / Hospital Services Old Porter – the St Twitter Head Porter & Head Groundsman @phillipRAball Young Dave (CCG) a Junior Porter @DGfoord  Young Kelly a Junior Porter @Kelly_M_Owen  Catering: Chief Hospital Inspector of Chefs @Kershawlhelen Ali - The Hospital Radio DJ @AlisonLeary1 Pam the Hospital Quiz Night Master @Pam007Nelms Rebecca the "HEAD" Hospital Domestic Assistant @MsNaughtyCheese  Angie – The St Twitters Hospital Chief Chef - @angielegge Temporary Staffing Manager (THE NURSING BANK) - Ms Heidi N Hollidays @CarolGair KateWRVS – Trolley Dolly Tom the Cleaner Debs on the Tea Trolly The Ward Hostess Norman Bates – the Night Porter The Ambulance Man Paul the Hospital Chaplain The Plumber - Brian Drain The Hospital Dietician The Hospital Policeman - PC The Librarians Elen @Benfelen  Katrina @Dalziel1 Summer Fete Organisation Quality Control Tester to Sweetie / Cake Stall @CarolGair The Hospital Chaplain @Revdavesouthall

St Twitters – Patients (Yes we know they should be at the Top of the Page – Patients 1st Blah Blah Blah) Mrs C @anniecoops Old Mr B @bartontd Wobbly One (A touch of Ataxia) @alanROYGBIV Miss Ana Lytics @anniecoops Mrs P.D' Arsee @dawntalbot1961  Old Battle Axe @Skasaven Mr R – Cardiac Patient Mrs Bosun

St Twitters – Miscellaneous Toddy - the Hospital Cat @bartontd & @phillipRAball J Twunt - Health Minister (England) - Idiot The Press Officers #thepress At the Standard @Janet_Snell At the Times @ShaunLintern The Union Representative