St Twitters - Visiting Hours & Specialities

#StTwitters - @StTweetersTrust

DESPITE OUR BETTER JUDGEMENT AND THE GENERALLY HELD WISDOM THE VISITORS ARE A CONFOUNDED NUISANCE
#STTWITTERS is ALWAYS open 24/7 for general chatter...

OPEN FORUM HOSPITAL CHAT

Although its only fair to say the the #StTwitters Cast tends to talk more in the evenings & at weekends - after all they do have day jobs....

"We all have good reason to regret the extension in visiting hours foisted on us by misguided theorists."
Sister Angela Plume - #StTwitters Patron Saint

THE SAGA GOES EVER ON

ALL WELCOME

StTwitters - Treatment Specialities St Tweeters prides itself on providing world class care See our Specialist Treatments Below IPODITIS - specialist interventions Repetitive Tweet Injury (RTI) - proven therapies Acute Inflammatory Inbox Syndrome (AIIS) - Adminectomy available Compulsive APPS Disorder - Androidectomy available  'No Signal Trauma. Symptoms include: contorted posture, window hugging, furniture climbing, field phobic & excessive whinging. Specialist Therapists available.  "Hype Replacements" - for people with unnecessarily exaggerated Twitter profiles.   Chronic Obstructive Airwaves Disease - for blocked Twitter accounts - We have Nebulisers that can unblock any account Your-in-any-tract infection, for ubiquitous tweeters - Specialist Cyber Antibiotics Prolapsed You-to-us, for DM failure - Ring Pessary Clinical Nurse Specialist