Matrons Round @StTweetersTrust

 At #StTwitters

Matrons Round is taken Very Seriously

Matron’s rounds can have a marked effect on patient satisfaction levels!

THE WELFARE OF OUR PATIENTS IS AT STAKE!

SR Plume: "Of all the periods in the Hospital  Day, Visiting Time is one of the most pressured & least satisfactory for the busy Nurse".

SR Plume: "It is a source of constant wonder that people who are ill, and therefore immobile, can cause so much havoc in my ward."

Sr Plume - Interference from friends and family can be highly detrimental to the operation of the Ward.

Sr Plume - In dealing with difficult relatives, as with difficult patients, a firm approach is absolutely essential. Believe me, attempts to reason with them will only be interpreted as weakness.

24 Hours in @StTweetersTrust - BBC #StTwitters documentary

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE

BREAKING NEWS 


#EffOff

BBC cameras venture inside 

@StTweetersTrust

to make #StTwitters documentary

FOLLOW THE LINK

BBC = 24 Hours in St Twitters

&

What's the Bleeding Time?

&
The Lamp Still Burns 1943

Senior Matrons Plea to the Nursing Times @nursingtimesed

Senior Matrons Open Letter to the Nursing Times

A Plea for a Return to Traditional Uniforms

Dear Editor – The Nursing Times

As the Senior Matron of St Twitters Hospital I have been compelled to draw my Nurses attention to the sloppy Uniform standards I have observed in our younger Nurses. You may be aware that St Tweeters Trust seeks to provide a gold standard for professional practice that may adopted throughout the NHS without the need for these non professional “commissioners” that are springing up everywhere. As Senior Matron of St Twitters I holds dear the doctrines of our Patron Saint Sister Angela Plume, I am  clear that only a Professional Female Nurse may understand the standards to be expected from the young women in Nursing. It is we, not the patients, government or the upstarts at the NMC who must set the standards that we should expect amongst our fresh faced nurses – and this starts first and foremost with a smart neat uniform. We exhort the Nursing Times to start a campaign to rid our profession of American Operating Theatre 2 Piece Dungarees and return to the smart Uniforms of the past, with proper lace cuffs and starched aprons. Remember – it is the Welfare of Our Patients that is at Stake.    

The Senior Matron

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#StTwitters @StTweetersTrust

StTwitters Toys & Executive Board Room Refurbishment

#StTwitters @StTweetersTrust

In these times of hardship and austerity the StTwitters Efficiency Office #EffOff decides to diversify and produce a range charming Toys, China Dolls & Costumes to raise a little income.

This will be used to upgrade the Executive Offices

C/O Annette @annetteholliday 

C/O StN Bubbles (AKA @MisterHreben

The New StTwitters Board Room #EffOff

#STTWITTERS SENIOR MANAGEMENT TEAM

"WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER"

THE STAFF SMELL A GREAT BIG FAT RAT

StTwitter - TWITTER VIRGINS #EffOff

@StTweetersTrust #StTwitters

THE EFFICIENCY OFFICE #EffOff 

IN HOUSE

TRAINING PROGRAMME FOR ST TWITTERS STAFF

"TWITTER VIRGINS"

LETS HAVE THE 

"TWITTER VIRGINS" 

UP TO SPEED 

Check Out

#WeNurses @Wenurses

Affiliated and Accredited Training Programmes

TWITTER UNIVERSITY

YOUR VERY OWN VIRTUAL UNIVERSITY

THE ST TWITTERS INSTITUTE

The #StTwitters Hospital Bar

@StTweeterTrust #StTwitters

THE HOSPITAL BAR

#EffOff Unsure whether its good for morale or bad for image

C/O The Bar Tenders

@PhillipRBall @NRCUK 

 Exceptional Thanks to @NRCUK for the Brilliant Homely Refurbishment of the

#StTwitters STAFF BAR   

AND THE INSPIRATIONAL @PhillipRBall 

Highlighting EMERGENCY EMPTIES

@StTwitters Responds with the NHS Virtual Solution 

(NICE Recommended - Allegedly) 

David @EtonOldBoys Orders a GNT from a surprised #StTwitters Staff Nurse

The "What Would Florence Do" Research Institute #StTwitters

@StTweetersTrust

#EffOff Proudly Presents the New #StTwitters

"What Would Florence Do" (#WWFD) Research Institute

Lead by Research Nurse Sr N Quisitive @LynneStobbart 

And 

Research Student Sn Ninja @NinnjaNurse 

THE WELFARE OF OUR PATIENTS IS AT STAKE

#StTwitters - Finding the Evidence that Supports our Traditions

"Este Paratus" - Be Prepared

Impending Hospital Inspection

@StTweetersTrust #StTwitters

#EffOff The Efficiency Office Announces

THE HOSPITAL INSPECTORATE ARE COMING  

Este Paratus - BE PREPARED 

The nurses were concerned with matron's zeal to start weekend ward cleaning

News of the impending hospital inspection including scrutiny of the pharmacy was all too much for Mr Asprin @LondonWorms

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Matron is a little puzzled and suspicious over the credentials of the

INSPECTORATE PANEL

?? Clueless - No Idea - Posh Boys - Silly Targets -  Privatisation - Profit

Dai Camoron @EtonOldBoys

@Jeremey_Twunt

Eddy Millibrain

La La Lansley

Nicky (Trust Me - Uni Fees) Claggy 

AND #StTwitters VERY OWN

Service Inspector  @alans1stwife #StTwitters "Impartial Allie"  

RALLY THE STAFF

TIDY THE BEDS

TIDY THE SLUICE

INSTRUCT THE PATIENTS

THE SAFETY OF OUR PATIENTS IS AT STAKE !!!

AND 

"Carry that Bedpan to Glory"