Friday 2 August 2013

Impending Hospital Inspection

@StTweetersTrust #StTwitters

#EffOff The Efficiency Office Announces

THE HOSPITAL INSPECTORATE ARE COMING  

Este Paratus - BE PREPARED 


The nurses were concerned with matron's zeal to start weekend ward cleaning

News of the impending hospital inspection including scrutiny of the pharmacy was all too much for Mr Asprin @LondonWorms

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Matron is a little puzzled and suspicious over the credentials of the

INSPECTORATE PANEL

?? Clueless - No Idea - Posh Boys - Silly Targets -  Privatisation - Profit


Dai Camoron @EtonOldBoys


@Jeremey_Twunt


Eddy Millibrain


La La Lansley

Nicky (Trust Me - Uni Fees) Claggy 

AND #StTwitters VERY OWN
Service Inspector  @alans1stwife #StTwitters "Impartial Allie"  

RALLY THE STAFF
TIDY THE BEDS
TIDY THE SLUICE
INSTRUCT THE PATIENTS

THE SAFETY OF OUR PATIENTS IS AT STAKE !!!

AND 

"Carry that Bedpan to Glory"


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