CHRISTMAS
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Senior Manager at #EffOff Is NOT HAPPY
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YES - Its Coming Sooner Than You Think!
The #StTwitters Christmas Page
Matron does not really approve of Xmas Festivities as they disrupt the normal routines of the Hospital's Wards. However, she will be escorting the Consultants on their festive Rounds and will ensure the Patients and her Nurses are suitably neat and tidy. A nip of Sherry may be permitted, and of course the occasional mince pie.
It is her eternal regret that patient family members seemed to thing the Xmas was some sort of excuse to gain more access to the Wards. This was of course nonsense and she urged her girls to emphatically resist this and ring the End of Visiting Bell with particular vigour. She treasured the Words of #StTwitters Patron Saint, the Hallowed Sister Plume - "Interference from friends and family can be highly detrimental to the operation of the Ward."
The #StTwitters Christmas Page - is coming soon.
It will be full of exciting information.
The Xmas Fete
The Xmas Dinner
The Xmas Staff Party
Matron is a little worried by the Fancy Dress Theme
C/O @alisonjhughes
The Xmas Lunch Menu
The Xmas Off Duty
(Well actually this is already sorted by Matron last Easter - no one has time off at Xmas at all)
C/O @CalvinMoorley
Santa visiting the Tweediatric Ward
Matrons Xmas tipple
Decorating Nest Ward
Old P (Head Hospital Porter) stock piling 70% Proof Old Scroggs
AND SO MUCH MORE
It will be full of exciting information.
The Xmas Fete
The Xmas Dinner
The Xmas Staff Party
Matron is a little worried by the Fancy Dress Theme
The Xmas Lunch Menu
The Xmas Off Duty
(Well actually this is already sorted by Matron last Easter - no one has time off at Xmas at all)
C/O @CalvinMoorley
Santa visiting the Tweediatric Ward
Matrons Xmas tipple
Decorating Nest Ward
Old P (Head Hospital Porter) stock piling 70% Proof Old Scroggs
AND SO MUCH MORE
ALL SUGGESTIONS AND MATERIALS WELCOME
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