St Twitters Master Plan for the British Political System

In Conjunction with the Governments NHS Reform Plan

St Twitters has a Master Plan for the British Political System

Matron and #EffOff have a plan !!!

Our aim - to strive to have the Finest Political System in the World

We have to restore faith in the failed British Political System

Matron is on record as saying:
"We need a profound transformation to create an open, honest, informed and trustworthy political system" 

There can be no return to the disastrous failures of recent decades

The Debacle of the Green Bench Pantomime and squalling sneering Teenage House of Commons Tantrums has to end - this is Democracy - Really!

In a statement #EffOff outlined new measures:

In future Politicians will have:

To be be open and honest and accountable about "THEIR" mistakes, errors, or just general ignorance

LETS END THE BLAME CULTURE
IN FUTURE POLITICIANS WILL BE: 
BANNED FROM BLAMING THEIR FAILINGS ON:
The Previous Administration
The Opposition
The Communists
The Facists
Terrosists
The NHS
The General Public

The Recession

The Nurses

The Doctors

The Managers

The Public

The Newspapers

Necessary Austerity Measures
The Elderly

LETS END THE BLAME CULTURE

IN FUTURE POLITICIANS WILL BE: 

BANNED FROM BLAMING THEIR FAILINGS ON:

The BBC
The Civil Service
The Terrorists
MI5
The Police
The Armed Forces
The Bank of England
The Banks (In General)
The Unions
Single Mothers
Asylum Seekers
Immigrants
Scoungers
The Disabled
People on Social Benefits
Ethic Minorities
Drug Addicts
Prisoners
Judges
Single Parents
Parents in General

LETS END THE BLAME CULTURE

IN FUTURE POLITICIANS WILL BE: 

BANNED FROM BLAMING THEIR FAILINGS ON:

Teachers
Gypsies
Ethnic Minorities / Majorities
Teenagers
Homosexuals
Musicians
Artists
Social Radicals
The Internet
Twitter & Facebook
Religion
Secularism
Ethnicity
Gender
The Obese

AND WELL - JUST ANYONE OR ANYTHING

Matron requires that Politicians will have to do the jobs of those they seek to represent and demonstrate a glimmering of the stress and responsibility carried by NHS Staff above and beyond the clichéd sound bytes that they serve up as a result of the work of their overworked civil servant staff 

Politicians will be automatically removed from office if they demonstrate the slightest desire for power or ambition

Politicians will require a certificate to ensure basic honesty and integrity skills and the right skills and training to be in charge of a country - there will off course be no resource or regulation of this as there is no money available. 

Every politician should have the names of a responsible mentors listed above their constituency office to reassure the public that someone who knows better is guiding their decisions

NO POLITICIAN WILL BE ALLOWED TO BE IN CHARGE OF THE NHS - THIS CORE PRINCIPLE FOUNDED ON A 30 YEAR EVIDENCE BASE THAT THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST IN THE NOTION OF A FREE NHS - APART FROM THE DESIRE TO STAY IN POWER

THERE HAVE ONLY BEEN A FEW WHO WE COULD REALLY TRUST